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Guest blog: MS goes to the movies

Posted on: April 03 2018

Image saying 'MS goes to the movies'In his latest humorous guest blog Doug Ankerman discusses how movie names would be different if Hollywood was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis (MS)...

Ever wondered what would happen if Hollywood was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis?

Our favourite movies would be quite different.

Roll'em and let's see how...

"Officer And A Gentleman With Leg Spasms"

"Memory Is Gone With The Wind"

"Wizard Of Odd Sensations"

"Blade Walker"

"Band Of Bladders"

"A Shot In The Thigh"

"The Blind Side Of Optic Neuropathy"

"Absence of Myelin"

"Les Miserable"

"The Interferon Hangover"

"Schindler's Limp"

"This Is Spinal Tap"  (No Name Change Needed!)

"Snow White And The Seven Neurologists"

"Full Metal Cooling Jacket"

"A Hard Day's Night Not Sleeping"

"A Fistful of Medicare Dollars"

"Singin In The Pain"

"Close Encounters Of The MRI Kind"

"My Left Foot Drags"

"Silence Of The Limbs"

"Baclofen To The Future"

"The Social Security Network"

"Poltergait"

"When Harry Met Soli (Solumedrol)"

"Avonex-Men"

Do you have any MS films to add to the marquee?

Premiere them to MS-UK in a red-carpet comment.

Till then, we'll see you at the movies!

Doug
Doug Ankerman pokes fun at MS and other stuff at his My Odd Sock humour blog.

Guest blog: Fiona's two truths and a lie!

Posted on: February 15 2018

fiona.jpgFiona Sakal, who has been a Trustee of MS-UK for over decade, recently joined us in the office for a week to see what we do to support people affected by multiple sclerosis (MS) on a daily basis. We couldn't resist asking for an interview, and we started off with a 'two truths and a lie' question...

Two truths and a lie…
I was born and raised in Germany
I qualified for the Olympic Equestrian team
I was Cabin Crew, based at London Heathrow

Read on to find out all about Fiona…

I joined the board of MS-UK in 2007, when we were still MSRC and working from Peartree Industrial Estate with three car parking spaces, one toilet and not enough windows. My brother-in-law had MS for 24 years and although I was not fortunate enough to meet him, the impact his condition had on the rest of the family remains, so I was delighted to be asked to join the Board of Trustees.
Obviously, I was full of enthusiasm and committed to running the Virgin Money London Marathon the following spring! I definitely did not take into account the enormity of the training schedule that had to fit in alongside my final law exams, a full house renovation and a wedding. Ten years later and

I am almost ready to commit again, but not quite!

When Peter and I married in 2008 we decided that we would like to raise money for the charity rather than receive gifts. We were overwhelmed by the generosity of family, friends and clients and with the help of Roger Dakin and a game of heads and tails at our wedding reception, we raised £12,000.

Fast forward 11 years and two little girls, I am still as passionate about MS-UK as ever and love to get involved wherever possible. Under the leadership of Amy, the charity has grown to such an extent that I was beginning to need a flow chart to understand how everything fit together and wasn’t confidant that I was able to contribute effectively as a trustee. So here I am!

I have really enjoyed my ‘work experience’ and have found it invaluable to get to know everybody and experience first-hand what each role entails, both in the office and at Josephs Court. The atmosphere is very warm and welcoming and it is clear that everyone has a real passion for what they do. I am incredibly proud to represent MS-UK and excited to see what we can achieve in the future.

So, what was the lie?

I qualified for the Olympic Equestrian team!

Guest blog: ‘Exercise Your Face Off.’

Posted on: January 25 2018

In his latest humorous guest blog Doug Ankerman champions an easy form of exercise for MSers and those of a certain age...


Warning:  This post contains pictures that may frighten young children.  Please ‘exercise’ caution. People workout for their pecs, abs, bi's, tri's, traps, delts, lats, quads, hammy's and glutes - but they rarely exercise the muscles...of their face! Did you know you have 43 muscles in your face just waiting to be used? Instead, we let gravity take its toll by pulling and stretching our faces downward. Skin sagging...till we begin to look less like ourselves - and more like Droopy Dog! Forget all those age-reducing potions and the creamy-crap you smear on every day. Start looking younger from the inside out by toning up the muscles of your grill. Exercising your face is goofy-fun, easy-to-do and even those of us with MS can do it! I've put on my headband and 1980's Gore-Tex running suit to show you how...

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Make your face rrreeeeaaaalll small. Squeezing your eyes shut, pursing your lips like you are sucking a lemon.

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Then, make your face big. Big as ever. Eyes wide. Mouth open (watch for flies). And do it over again several times.

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Make a face to your right.

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And then, take it to the left. Do it again and again.

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Wiggle your eyebrows. Puff out your cheeks. Crinkle your sniffer. Smile big. Smile bigger.

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Move your lips like you are making out with your favourite movie star. (Mine is Clint Eastwood - maybe I'll rethink that one!) You can't go wrong because ANY exaggerated movement is GREAT for your face. And you'll feel instant results. Your face will be tighter, firmer and toner (wait, is that a word?) You can exercise your face in just two minutes. And you can do it anywhere, except maybe in public! Get started now. You will thank me later. Doug


You can read more of Doug's hilarious posts on his blog 'My Odd Sock'

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